First Published January 11th 2011 by Constance
Even now after years of living with a bidet, I still have not mastered (mistressed?) the porcelain beauty that sits in every bathroom we have lived.
I know the concept and no, you will not read an explanation or see diagrams for use here on this page….sigh of relief. Before my great escape to Portugal, I even asked a well traveled friend for bidet instructions knowing I would be close and personal with this extra fixture in my new life. She was laughing so much she wasn’t much help. By my age, frankly, I am embarrassed by not knowing about something most of the western world just takes for granted.